Silly Rabbit, Easter is for Jesus

Don’t get me wrong, rabbits can be a lot of fun…. to watch on t.v., to hunt, to eat, to have as a pet or even pretend they hide eggs on Easter morning.  I get it, I do it.  It is fun coloring eggs and hiding them (though the plastic ones are better because you can stuff them with Continue reading

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April Fools Jokes

This morning I woke up early and began thinking of some very good practical jokes for the 1st of April.  I contemplated the picture of a head in a pickle jar or under the toilet seat, but it didn’t seem to be my style.  I almost ran to the store to get plain donuts and cover them with baking soda to appear like those white powdered donuts, but I just couldn’t justify wasting perfectly good donuts.  So for now I settled with a trade rumor for RG3 of the redskins.  The ideas I had coming were getting elaborate and I really couldn’t afford the time to invest in a joke.   But my mind wandered over to Proverbs with a word search for “fool.” “Fool” is used well over 50 times.  So if you really want to be a fool, here is the top 10 list on being a fool according to the book of proverbs.

10.  Wish someone would just shut up when they are telling you what you should do 1:7,22

9.   If you hear something bad about someone, share it.   10:18

8.  Think everything you do is right  12:15

7.  Laugh when you sin, when others sin or when someone tells a joke about sin. 14:9 Continue reading

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